effyeahchampomix:

I mean,

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A…

texnessa:

receiver:

Thanks, Gandalf.

My first dog was named Gandalf.  He was a moron.

bex-chan:

Three Grandmothers watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape. 

alspancakes:

hidefan:

Entertainment Weekly The Princess Bride Reunion (2011)

pieces-in-their-game:

In science today…

usb-dongle:

iamonlyamaid:

araginlesbian:

blueskiesclearminds:

Left: Store mannequins in H&M, Sweden

Right: Store mannequins in Macys, USA

To be fair, H&M also have the “virtual models” for their online shops with perfect, easily copied, and singular figures.

michelle-my-belle:

party pooper:

they both tried to get on the door but it couldn’t hold their weight. so, he told her to stay on.

as for the “why didn’t they both alternate?” there’s this thing called hypothermia. which lowers your body temperature and your heart rate. so, hauling your weight on and off a door every few minutes would be very difficult.

idk why you have to explain simple shit to people.

whereismyoscar:

fuckyeahlotrcast:

Happy 53rd Birthday to Sean Bean! We felt for your tortured Boromir, and we fell in love with your charm and modesty. I hope you have the greatest birthday, and that the next year brings you plenty of large roles where you don’t end up dying.

dederants:

mslestrades:

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy at Hogwarts

OMG