May 2012
3 posts
you never see the lonely me at all: What if... →
effyeahchampomix:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A…
April 2012
23 posts
For when you decide you no longer want to be a...
alspancakes:
when you're reading a fanfic and something...
usb-dongle:
mynamekyle:
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I...
gingerhaze:
ASkars' Svenska Köttbullar: How to cope with the... →
t-cake:
1. Say it outloud.
Unless you are hot, blonde, well-connected and look like Kate Bosworth, you will not be banging the Iceman anytime soon. Or anytime far away. In fact, never.
2. Sink into a vicious cycle of self-pity and tumblr stalking.
Yes, by all means, continue to check…
January 2012
7 posts
November 2011
19 posts