Yikes. Yahoo. Yum.

May 03

you never see the lonely me at all: What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts -

I mean,

Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.

They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.

They live right by the kitchen.

Their head of house teaches herbology.

“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.

Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A…

(Source: littlemissravenpuff)

May 02

texnessa:

receiver:

Thanks, Gandalf.

My first dog was named Gandalf. He was a moron.

(Source: textfromdog)

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Apr 26

For when you decide you no longer want to be a Death Eater

alspancakes:

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Apr 23

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Apr 22

pieces-in-their-game:

In science today…

(Source: foxyfaced, via minalskare)

when you’re reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you’re not expecting it

usb-dongle:

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Apr 21

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Apr 19

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Apr 18

michelle-my-belle:

party pooper:

they both tried to get on the door but it couldn’t hold their weight. so, he told her to stay on.

as for the “why didn’t they both alternate?” there’s this thing called hypothermia. which lowers your body temperature and your heart rate. so, hauling your weight on and off a door every few minutes would be very difficult.

idk why you have to explain simple shit to people.

(Source: tyleroakley, via minalskare)

Apr 17

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fuckyeahlotrcast:

Happy 53rd Birthday to Sean Bean! We felt for your tortured Boromir, and we fell in love with your charm and modesty. I hope you have the greatest birthday, and that the next year brings you plenty of large roles where you don’t end up dying.

Apr 16

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